My Husband Cracks My Shit Up

[aoinoue]

(Note: edited slightly for reading comprehension, also mandarin orange slices are now Chester's official favorite new food. He inhales them.)

Aoi:
Would you like me to make this?

Anthogna:
NO. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I CAN'T POSSIBLY LET YOU MAKE THAT
THAT WOULD BE LIKE HEROIN

Aoi:
LOL

Anthogna:
I WOULD GET SO FAT

Aoi:
what if I only made one?

Anthogna:
IT WOULD GO RIGHT TO MY HIPS
I'D DEVOUR THE WHOLE THING IN LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES CHESTER TO EAT SEVEN MANDARIN ORANGE SLICES

Anthogna:
AND I SEEM TO BE HAVING DIFFICULTY WITH MY CAPS LOCK
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Comments

[anthogna]

SRSLY. I'D HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAINLINE THE CAKE.