I agree with snowmentality, I would also like to see this ad from Dodge:

“I will get up at 5:30 and go to the gym. I will lose the baby weight in a month. I will shave my legs. I will put lotion on my legs. I will put on foundation and lipstick and eyeshadow and powder so you can’t tell I’ve put it on at all. I will cook your dinner. I will wash your plate. I will keep track of your doctor’s appointments. I will fold your laundry. I will wipe your pee splashes from the toilet. I will wear a push-up bra. And because of this, I will drive the car I want to drive.”

Read this yesterday: Out of the Kitchen, Onto the Couch.

Wanted to respond, so I let my thoughts steep for a day, come back this morning to find that Kate Harding has already written what I would have written, except better, here.

Update: Amanda also has a good take here.