snow piled up in a silver bowl

Well clearly women don't understand they have a BABY inside them until some man shows them an ultrasound. We're just too dumb to get it! That's why you have to see one before having an abortion in some states! < / sarcasm >

The extreme patronization of women has left me feeling very tempted to fuck with people. I.e. I think it would be hilarious to purposefully go to a crisis pregnancy center and when they do the "look! it's a baby!" crap, state, "Oh shit, I'm going to have to get an abortion now! Thanks for telling me it's going to be a baby! I definitely don't want one of those!" And leave.