My PM Can Be Funny

So I'm working on a project (one of many) that has been held up by contract negotiations in customer legal hell for over a year. It finally looks like it's going to be done soon, though, so on our weekly "Is the contract done yet? No? Okay, see you next week" call, our Customer Project Manager asked me to ask my Project Manager (who was at the dentist and not on the call) for a timeline to see how long it would take to do the project once the contracts were finalized as soon as possible.

I sent my PM a text saying "[Customer PM] wants a timeline for [Project]. Can you call me this evening to discuss?"

She writes back: "Did you tell him I said I have been attending calls for over a year waiting for [Dude giving us contract updates] that he can wait until next week and if that's an issue he can kiss my ass?"

I LOLd.